The Most Beautiful Flower
Not an original idea now. This morning I watched a video someone sent me. And it made me want to neigh like a confident horse with a slightly lifted tail (sic). I would share it here. So if you’ve seen the video or heard the joke (story), sorry.
The man walks into the bar, and he orders a rum and coke.
The bartender places a big red apple in front of him.
The man looked at the barman in astonishment.
“I asked for a rum and coke!”
The barman assures him that is what he has in front of him. He explains that he can put any flavour in an apple and the man should take a bite. The guy reminisces what he has to lose, and he takes a bit.
“It tastes like rum!” said the man, surprised.
“Turn him around and bite again …” said the bartender.
The man does so. Again he was stunned. “This side tastes like coke. It is truly remarkable. ”
With that, another guy walks into the bar and orders a gin and tonic.
He gets a yellowish apple in front of him. “I asked for a gin and tonic from my uncle …”, he muttered to the bartender.
Again, the bartender explains that he can cast a spell with apples and that it can contain any flavour. The man with his rum and coke apple urges him.
The man takes a bite. “It tastes like the best gin I’ve ever tasted.”
“Turn him around …” said the bartender.
The man bites the other side of the apple. “You are right. It tastes like gin and tonic.”
With that, another guy walks into the bar and sits down next to the other two. “What about them apples?” He asked.
The two explain to him about the apples and the bartender’s promise of the flavour.
Now I have to jump into the story, explain that the next part is a bit censored by me.The man looks at the bartender and thinks for a second.
“Can you make it taste like my darlings flower?”, he wants to know.
The barman puts a green apple in front of him. The guy takes a bite and pulls his face as he spits out the mouthful of apple.
“Argeee! It tastes shit …”
“Turn him around …” says the bartender, laughing Hahaha
And the most beautiful anthem “Flower of Scotland” filled the bar space
